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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MODERNISE BOOKS

Roald Dahl is having all the racism, offensive language and bad stuff removed from his books.
What other literary delights could do with updating to be more palatable and culturally relevant? Show us, modernise some books.
(Sun 19th Feb 2023, 15:02, More)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - OFF DUTY BOND

What does James Bond do when he's not spying? Are the henchmen evil at weekends or do they do a nice bit of gardening? Does Blofeld take part in cat shows?
Show us the off duty Bond universe.
(Sat 2nd Oct 2021, 10:58, More)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CHANNEL 4

Channel 4 is under threat from the government again, so lets celebrate all it has given us over the years.
From Countdown to The Word with warning triangles and lesbian kisses.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Channel_4_original_programming
(Thu 24th Jun 2021, 10:06, More)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - TIME TRAVEL TV

What would Eastenders be like during Roman times? Would Mrs Brown's Boys be funny if it was set in 3025?
Time travel the heck out of all your favourite TV shows
(Sun 3rd Nov 2019, 13:02, More)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THE BRITISH MARKETING BOARD PRESENTS

The British Marketing Board Presents.
Make old adverts for unusual products, like a 1970s campaign to offload a government surplus of toads.
(Sat 19th Oct 2019, 16:21, More)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - IKEA

Lets take a trip to everyone's favourite impossible to navigate, flat pack megastore.
Celebrate the wonder of IKEA from it's iconic instruction manuals to its billy bookshelves and tasty meatballs.
(Sat 12th Oct 2019, 15:40, More)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CELEBRITY COMPUTER GAMES

We're combining celebrities with computer games this week. We want terrible tie ins and funny puns.
So turn on your Atari, press play on the cassette recorder and fiddle with your favourite famous person's joystick.
(Sat 28th Sep 2019, 16:54, More)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ROYAL SOUVENIRS

It's almost time for another Royal Wedding. The cheap cups, plates and bunting are appearing in shops already
so lets add to the options available by creating our own. Give us Royal souvenirs for Harry and Meghan's nuptials,
and whatever other Royal occasion you feel should be cast in high quality foreign plastic.
(Thu 3rd May 2018, 7:38, More)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - EXTEND FILM POSTERS

What's going on outside the frame of a movie poster? Extend famous film art to show us what the actors are looking at, where that missile is coming from or how ridiculously long those bond girls legs are.
(Thu 25th Jan 2018, 9:09, More)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - DOG ALBUM COVERS

Get us through the winter limbo time by sticking dogs on your favourite record sleeves.
(Thu 28th Dec 2017, 9:47, More)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MAKE EVERYTHING GOTH

It's 30 years since Sisters of Mercy released Floodland so that's a good enough reason as any to slap on the white face paint,
shove soap in our back combed hair and pose moodily over a gravestone. Goth everything up
(Thu 16th Nov 2017, 8:33, More)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - PHOTOSHOP OLD ADVERTS

We're photoshopping old adverts this week. Google vintage print ads and play with the results.
(Thu 9th Nov 2017, 10:03, More)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - WORST EVER ISSUE

Every now and then magazines and newspapers spectacularly misjudge the mood or fail to predict which cover star is going to go from national treasure to international disgrace.
Make up those issues, put the wrong person, headline, promotion etc on a magazine cover for editorial suicide.
(Thu 2nd Nov 2017, 8:59, More)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HORRORIZE FILMS

There's never enough Halloween films, so lets make some more by taking perfectly nice movies and turning them in to horrors.
Ghost up kids films, add some slashers to the rom coms and zombie the hell out of art house pictures.
(Wed 25th Oct 2017, 16:31, More)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - VIOLENT KIDS SHOWS

We're making kids shows ultraviolent this week. Send Pat Postal and give Doctor Who some real horror film monsters to deal with. Guns, Gore and Cbeebies.
(Thu 28th Sep 2017, 8:26, More)

MINI IMAGE CHALLENGE - THE NEW ROYAL BABY

Duchess Kate is popping out a new sprog to rule over us as we type this.
The worlds press want to know all the details, what it looks like, what it's called, the colour of the hospital curtains, everything.
So lets tell them in our own delightful way.
(Sat 2nd May 2015, 8:08, More)

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