Why should you be fired from your job?I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.
Why, then, should you be fired from your job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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stonedi hadnt long been at the company, and while getting to know all my new colleagues, i accepted the offer to go out the night before and get totally f**ked.
I dont smoke, so me and colleague decided to have 'dope tea'.... the effects of which dont start until many hours after you've drank it..
i went to bed thinking 'this aint working', only to wake up unbelieveably stoned out of my brain! i had to go to work that day, and boy was i paniking!
I got to work and turned on my computer, only to find a computer error staring back at me...
F**k socks...
i didnt know if there was actually something wrong with the computer, or if it was just because i was stoned and being stupid!
I sat there for 45 mins stressing over the dilema, wondering if i dared to talk to my boss or not, fearing he might guess im stoned and sack me..
i soon realised that i couldnt just sit there all day, so i plucked up some courage and just asked. turns out the computer was indeed broken.
computer got fixed and i did my work in a weird blurry paranoid daze for the rest of the morning, until it started to go away, thank god! (then played puzzle bobble in the afternoon - i got top score - yay!)
a few months later i got stoned with one of the bosses! ..... i neednt have worried so much - they're all a bunch of stoners here - yay!
we should all be fired!
(, Fri 10 Aug 2007, 13:12, Reply)
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