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This is a question Why should you be fired from your job?

I spent three years "working" in the Ministry of Agriculture carefully crafting projectiles out of folded paper and drawing pins that I would then fire at colleagues with an elastic band. On discovering I'd been conducting all-out warfare when I should really have been in a field counting cows, I was asked to "reconsider my career options" outside the service.

Why, then, should you be fired from your job?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2007, 13:04)
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Shit restaurant...
I currently work in a small independent (read shit) restaurant. Generally i do fuck all in the kitchen, apart from the occasional gobbing in the arrogent fucker who sends his food back (i dont do it to any other customers, only the odd cunt who pisses me off). the boss runs the restaurant with his hot wife (who fancied the fuck out of me), and he is a right cunt.

a while ago, we had a large delivery of fillet steaks. i was so pissed off at the boss at this point that i dropped them over the floor, and threw them away. it cost him about £120. by this point, he was really pissed off with me, and cut my wages by £10 a day until the £120 was payed back. naturally, i was extremely fucked off at this point, so i went upstairs into their flat and wanked into his hot wifes panties.

about a week after this he was being even more of a cunt, and left me to serve a table of 20 on my own while he went to the supermarket, drinks and everything. so i did the only thing i could think of doing, and went to his flat abve the restaurant, leaving the only waitress to do the cooking, and fucked his hot wife for about 15 mins.

anyway, the order went out as the waitress was fucking good, and all was well. as it was closing time, i left the cleaner to work, and gave his wife another good seeing to.

i got a call from him the next day telling me im fired, because i used the bar and wasnt meant to.

during the next few weeks, i continued banging his hot wife, and eventuallly they split up because "i cant stand his shit anymore".

said hot wife is now hot girlfriend, and i continue to bang her to this day.

apologies to hotgf... erm i mean sally.
(, Sat 11 Aug 2007, 21:00, Reply)

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