Not I but a friend
A few years ago, I was catching up with a friend , who informed me he had drunkenly entered an irish jig contest on st Patricks day, and won. He has never Irish danced before or since, yet still won the whole damn contest. And what was his prize? In his own words "I dinnah, I was properly monged."
(Mong goose, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:20, 7 replies)

So your story is 'my mate got pissed up and danced at a party'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:11, closed)

2.5/10 for effort. Fail.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 2 May 2011, 0:20, closed)

Thanks for your imput, we here at mong goose publishing take our online question of the week posts very seriously, and appreciate the vast amounts of time and money our customers invest in our posts and strive to keep quality high.
(Mong goose, Mon 2 May 2011, 2:14, closed)

My comment was in reference to Amorous Badger, not your story.
Sorry, should have made that clear.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 2 May 2011, 5:12, closed)

No. My story is my friend won an Irish dance contest in a bar. The subject is winning, he won, the story fits the question.
(Mong goose, Mon 2 May 2011, 2:06, closed)

Is his
name Stephen Hawking?
(username failed moderation, Tue 3 May 2011, 11:32, closed)

No, it's Ryan.
(Mong goose, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:06, closed)