ChristmasTis the season to be jolly falalalalaalalalala, expounds Richards mcbeef. But is it *really*? Forced merriment, shit presents, awful relatives...One year my sister dropped an almighty guff in front of our grandmother and then literally pissed herself laughing. She was 18. But tell us *your* Yuletide yarns.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2015, 9:06)
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When I was fiveI wanted a batmobile, the one from the Adam West batman show. I didn't get it, and when I cried because I didn't get it, my dad beat me. He got the belt and beat me on Christmas.
This year, my wife got me that batmobile for Christmas, and no one beat me. 30 years later.
(, Fri 1 Jan 2016, 1:48, Reply)
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