Spybot Search & Destroy regularly finds and removes spyware from my PC
But Spyware Doctor, Ad-Aware, Windows Duffender, AVG Anti Spy and Spy Sweeper find fuck all, ever.

Why why why?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 19:03, archived)