female?
how exactly are you going to go about pissing up a wall? most unlady-like!
(bl33dingsaint how's your father?, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:50, archived)

Pissflaps.
Those little paper funnels so girls can pretend they have a knob,
and piss standing up.
(Sonny Von Bastyrd I think I'll have myself a beer, Wed 5 Sep 2007, 17:53, archived)