Most 'session lagers' taste the same, with the exception of Carling and Fosters which don't taste of anything.
And by taste, I mean that the tiny little bubbles tingle on your tongue, much the same way that a four year old is excited by popping candy. A stupid four year old. Who hasn't worked out what his tongue is for.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 12:23, archived)