(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

You hat fills quicky with dark feces.
You decide to put your hat back on, some shit juice dribbles down your face.

The smell makes you pass out.
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)

You aren't sure which way east is, you decide to sleep, in the hope you will awake at sunrise
and thus know which way east is.
You dream of a huge shrimp buying your entire family and making them act in a poorely produced version of The Taming of The Shrew.

Wake up
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

The small man groans with plesure when you put your hands around him
This startles the bear, who turns and runs.

1) Ask the very small man who he is

2) Insert the small man rectally
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

"I am your father" replies the very small man
He is lying.
He punches you in the face very hard.
You pass out
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

The pleasure is overwhelming.
You pass out.
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)