hello mr official

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)

My gob is numb due to scoffing Tyrozets
I'm like a dribbling spaz here. It's a shame my missus isn't here to disapprove of my benzocaine japes.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)