You just need a couple of grand to hire a botnet for a bit.
One of us could do that and disprove this vicious stereoty... oh.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:18, archived)

Maybe that guy who molests big cats.
I hear he's a charmed individual with a bit of spare cash.
(MooCow_Byter, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:21, archived)