wikifeet is so good I just knocked a glass of wine over my desk, may have killed a keyboard
:+
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:33, archived)

luckily my £85 mouse is ok

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:36, archived)

kb is okay too, phew
i knocked my wine over trying to say 'thanks for wikifeet' lol
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:38, archived)

mhmmm feeeeet
*wanks*
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:39, archived)

*wanking intensifies*

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:48, archived)

*winking in two good eyes*

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:56, archived)

pie in the sky
also shut up
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 2 Jan 2021, 0:58, archived)