The dick, you meant

(dribble, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)

Half an hour ago my UPS parcel was out for delivery, now there are unexpected Brexit-related delays so it will be rescheduled for another day.
Years ago everything would be the EU's fault, now not being in the EU is to blame.
(dribble, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 12:36, archived)

An even longer wait for my new speakers
THANKS, OBAMA FARAGE
(dribble, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 12:53, archived)

How do you like your Brexit now, eh?

(Runcorn shitty limits, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 13:17, archived)

Took back control of my passport's colour, though

(dribble, Fri 5 Feb 2021, 13:41, archived)