I am Mystic Smeg.
My divination for the day is that Mcdonalds will be found to have been using human meat in their burgers.

My homeopathic advice is to stop doing that or you'll get hairy palms.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 15:38, archived)