There's a japseye in your face and you're hunting for your mace.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 11:53, archived)

and you say
'I believe this penis cheese is good'.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 1 Nov 2024, 13:40, archived)