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Rip

(Thu 25th May 2023, 21:17, More)

Patriotic flossing

(Sat 9th Jul 2022, 23:47, More)

Billy

(Thu 7th Jul 2022, 11:37, More)

Best answers to questions:

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

How can you tell when a Jaws actor has died?
He kiels over
(Thu 7th Apr 2022, 15:57, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Did you hear about the Dragnet spin-off, set in Zürich?
The gnomes were changed to protect the innocent
(Wed 2nd Aug 2023, 11:58, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Brian Wilson, Carl Wilson and Dennis Wilson
walk into a bar bar bar
(Tue 4th Jul 2023, 13:55, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Which sandwich filling is barely audible?
Murmur-lade
(Mon 20th Feb 2023, 23:25, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Why does Robert De Niro avoid pancakes?
Crêpe fear
(Tue 7th Feb 2023, 23:01, More)

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