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Male, balding, 5-11, overweight, scarred up and older then dirt. I have a checkered past and an indefinite future. I have the usual bad habits as well as those I have invented for myself. My humor is universal in taste and if some find it unsatisfactory then the fault lies within themselves, I also sing in the shower which explains the piano in the loo. My voice has been compared to Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra but not favorably. I wear Hawaiian shirts witch I barter off the natives for cigarettes and rum, that is when I cant steal them off of clotheslines. I except donations of any denomination and currency so long as there are no strings attached. Oh, and many people think I am annoying as hell, and to that I say thank you.

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