» Guilty Pleasures

I dont eat chocolate bars normally
buy sometimes when I fill up with petrol I'll buy a double-decker :D
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 15:31, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

why men shouldnt cook (Well, me anyway)
I was trying to take my food out of the oven because my girlfriend had deided to go out and leave me to fend for myself.

Whilst reaching into the oven to get my dinner, the underside of my arm touched the baking tray.

My gut reaction was to lift my arm up, and away from the tray, unfortunately, not being oven trained, I stuck the top of my arm straight onto the cooking element and instantly burnt a hole in the top of my arm.

I still have the scar
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 10:55, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Honest to god
In buckingham there is a family, well, there are several, but the one that comes to mind is the king family.

In this family they honestly have:

wayne king
lee king
joe king

all brothers, and i have met them all. Sounds like an urban myth, but this ones real
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 12:15, More)

» Stupid Tourists

I live in buckingham
buckingham is a good 50 miles from london.

I have had on 2 occasions americans pull up in their cars and ask for directions to the palace

needless to say I told them it was down and on the left.
(Mon 11th Jul 2005, 11:53, More)

» People with Stupid Names

went to school with a guy named
simon dominic lunder silver frayer sanders
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 12:17, More)