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My first post on b3ta was crap, featuring Bodie, Doyle and Rumsfeld and can be found in its natural habitat in the archive. Well, we all started at some point, didn't we. The board moved a lot faster in the olden days ...
BTW: I'd like for more people to put their first posts in their profile.
Anyone? Bueller?

Here are some of my personal favourites that (strangely enough) never made it to the front page :)


From the "Wild West Web" Compo


From the "Everything is better with guns" Compo







Well, whatever.
But thank you for looking!


Recent front page messages:

Look, an erection!

Inspiration courtesy of the good Mr Smallbrainfield:)
(Tue 13th Aug 2013, 15:17, More)

"Don't even bother trying"

(Thu 31st Jan 2013, 16:21, More)

(Thu 24th Jan 2013, 16:24, More)

Last one for this compo (well ... maybe. But certainly today)

(Thu 21st Jun 2012, 16:33, More)

(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 17:40, More)

Prolly bindun, but I had to, too.

(Thu 11th Aug 2005, 21:49, More)

Meet the Bunsens

Click for slightly biggerer
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 19:21, More)


(Fri 24th Oct 2003, 10:46, More)

Halle Berry White

This competition is all wrong!
(Fri 26th Sep 2003, 17:11, More)

Unbeknownst to the scientists aboard,
they had brought an additional "passenger" from that forgotten island.

(Wed 3rd Sep 2003, 10:57, More)

Little known facts of nature, Part I
Young nightingales that don't regularly practise singing,
will not get fed by their parents.

Woo - FP! Thank you, magic donkey!
(Tue 2nd Sep 2003, 10:57, More)

Run, Forrest, run!

Clicky for slightly bigger
(Fri 11th Apr 2003, 14:37, More)

To make it clear: This is _not_ reality

Sorry, I turned out too drunk to animate...
If anyone wants to have a go at animating it: clicky for Fireworks-PNG

(Mon 17th Mar 2003, 23:08, More)

Crap! I missed her 71st yesterday. But still:
Happy belated birthday, Liz!

(Fri 28th Feb 2003, 11:54, More)

Not quite everybody loves ...

(Fri 21st Feb 2003, 15:04, More)

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