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» World's Sickest Joke

heres mine...
whats better than winning a gold a the paralympics?

not being disabled
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 22:29, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

on a school camping trip once...
...we were eating dinner one night on little calorgaz stoves (the ones with the little blue canisters). One of the stoves ran out of gas, so we thought we'd change the canister and get on with cooking the bacon. So dopey-twat kid unclips the old canister and jams the new one in without clamping it in...cue canister shooting out of his hand...jet of compressed gas...more burning stoves...eight-foot high fireball! This, much to our amusement, set his head on fire and burned all the hairs off his body. Fortunatly (?) he wasnt hurt. As well as burning him, the jets of flame had also burnt a foot-wide hole in a tent and destroyed my mate's rucksack - the next day he had to walk 10 miles with a one-strapped rucksack with no bottom to it! HAHAHAHA
(Fri 5th Mar 2004, 10:41, More)

» Local Nutters

once i was in bristol...
seeing a friend at uni and we went for a hungover walk around clifton village. cue one stinkin-ass tramp. he wanders up to the front of this pub, drops his trousers and promptly take a steaming huge shite on the pavement. then sat in a doorway and sang something loud and incoherent. im told this is a common occurance with this old twunt, anyone else seen him?

oh yeah, was recently visiting my girlfriend in chester and spotted a very wierd looking fat blind bloke (mid 30s id say) who busks. but does this guy have an instrument? Nope. Does he sing? Nope. HE WHISTLES.

Very wierd and a bit disconcerting.

Apologies for length
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 19:02, More)