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» Shit Stories
salt and vinegar love ?
When i was at infant school i had a dicky tummy and did a trump and followed through, i remember the teacher escorting me to the lavatory where i did a minor clean up, and she gave me this horrible big pair of 'lost property box' pants to wear. So as i leave to walk the short distance home the teacher presents me with the shitty pants wrapped in off white paper, looking exactly like 'cod and chips wrapped please mate'
so i'm walking home and these older bigger kids (10-11 yr olds) are going '..giz a chip kid....' '..giz a chip yer tight get..' i ignore them and speed up, one catches me up grabs the 'chips' and opens it up, he gips and drops my shitty pants on the floor. served him right the bastard.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 14:42, More)
salt and vinegar love ?
When i was at infant school i had a dicky tummy and did a trump and followed through, i remember the teacher escorting me to the lavatory where i did a minor clean up, and she gave me this horrible big pair of 'lost property box' pants to wear. So as i leave to walk the short distance home the teacher presents me with the shitty pants wrapped in off white paper, looking exactly like 'cod and chips wrapped please mate'
so i'm walking home and these older bigger kids (10-11 yr olds) are going '..giz a chip kid....' '..giz a chip yer tight get..' i ignore them and speed up, one catches me up grabs the 'chips' and opens it up, he gips and drops my shitty pants on the floor. served him right the bastard.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 14:42, More)
» Obscure Memorabilia
erm
i have an ACTUAL authenticity certificate, with a certificate of autheticity
(Sat 6th Nov 2004, 0:21, More)
erm
i have an ACTUAL authenticity certificate, with a certificate of autheticity
(Sat 6th Nov 2004, 0:21, More)
» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?
some point in early
1994 i was at an Oasis gig and i was stood/stooped with a pint of stella propping up the makeshift barrier at the back of the venue's front of house mixing desk and none other than Liam Gallagher came past and asked me for a light. i think it was liam, it could have been noel, this was early 1994 when they were not that famous, but anyway, i said 'oh your in the band arnt you?' and he said 'fuck off you cunt just light my fag' which i did like a dick, looking back i should have smacked the 4foot tall chav scumbag and told him after his 1st album they would fucking suck donkey cocks. which they did and they still do.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 2:31, More)
some point in early
1994 i was at an Oasis gig and i was stood/stooped with a pint of stella propping up the makeshift barrier at the back of the venue's front of house mixing desk and none other than Liam Gallagher came past and asked me for a light. i think it was liam, it could have been noel, this was early 1994 when they were not that famous, but anyway, i said 'oh your in the band arnt you?' and he said 'fuck off you cunt just light my fag' which i did like a dick, looking back i should have smacked the 4foot tall chav scumbag and told him after his 1st album they would fucking suck donkey cocks. which they did and they still do.
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 2:31, More)
» Obscure Memorabilia
I do
have one thing of worth i guess...a handwritten elliott smith set list from a gig about 6 years ago
(Sat 6th Nov 2004, 0:41, More)
I do
have one thing of worth i guess...a handwritten elliott smith set list from a gig about 6 years ago
(Sat 6th Nov 2004, 0:41, More)