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hmm. not a lot about me here. just another monkey.

i made this for my dad, it's about his book and things. has lots of pictures too.

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» Scars with history

when i was
a small child, i decided it'd be great to swing on the rail in my mum and dad's wardrobe (as you do). the thing collapsed on top of me. my mum rushed in to find me contained in a pile of wardrobe, with a little cut to my leg. as i've grown older, the scar has stretched and looks quite a bit more marvellous than the story would have you believe.
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 14:51, More)

» My Worst Vomit

i was in
Berlin on a school trip years ago, and the 24 hours on the coach + subsequent dehydration had made me a bit ill. We couldn't get into the hotel until 2pm, so we had to wander about in the heat for 6 hours. I developed a fucker of a headache, and didn't feel right. We got to burger king, i ordered food, it arrived and i felt the vom-panic. I rushed up the stairs to the bog, only to be confronted by a old woman waving a dish for money, in exchange for toileting. Panicking, I handed her some change, rushed into the cubicle and.. false alarm. This happened twice, and each time i'd paid. the final trip, I paid, and vomited, all over de place. barely any sick made its way onto the strange poo-shelf german toilets have. I felt fine afterwards.

Good value for money I thought, 10 or 15 pence to redecorate the place as best I could.
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 16:54, More)