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» Work Experience

Budmouth Ranger!
we're not allowed them any more...

We had a particularly annoying little brat of a we kid who knew as much about computers as I do about why women like shoes so much - and thats not a good thing in an office where we repair computers and so we decided to get him away from the PCs.
Now working in a school we have lots of naughty kids and sometimes they need retreival and this would be an ideal job. However he was a nob and so we created the roll of the "Budmoth ranger" complete with over sized sheriffs badge and got him to walk into classrooms of students the same age as he was and declaire "I am the Budmouth Ranger and xxxxx xxxxx needs to come with me to the IT office".


He actually did this

For about 4 weeks

Those were the days
(Thu 10th May 2007, 12:03, More)

» Why should you be fired from your job?

Dear God no!
Do you think we're stupid - our bosses are probably on here too!
(Thu 9th Aug 2007, 15:00, More)

» The Onosecond

Working in a school you'd think
I'd be mature and sensible (IT Technician).
Unfortunatly I am not and about 3 years ago (when I was but a 17 yearold) one of the (17 year old) sixth formers came in to change her password. Whilst typing it in I got the attention of my mate Danny who worked there and made a face like i was tounging her out.
At this exact second the head of IT at the time walked in and stared at me. For the following !YEAR! that he worked there I had to pretend I had a disorder that made me pull the same face!
(Thu 26th May 2005, 23:39, More)

» Why I was late

"I bent down to pick up a t-shirt and now I have a nose bleed"
My boss was not amused.

Mind you I aparently bust a pretty big blood vesal and by the time I got to hospital I'd lost a few pints of blood - by the time it had stopped I'd lost a few litres and was on a lovely drip for a while.

ps. Throwing up blood all over an ent surgeon as he is putting packing up your nose does not go down well.
(Thu 28th Jun 2007, 11:53, More)

» Call Centres

Terrible cunts
I was pulled over by the police whilst driving to work on Wednesday - apparently I didnt have insurance.
I then proceded to explain that I had a valid insurance document. They told me I had to produce this to them at the station which I duley did.
The CUNTS at www.swiftcover.com had cancelled my insurance because they couldnt get my no-claims from my last provider. They had apparently TEXT!? me to tell me this.
I now have to go to fucking court over this to prove I've done all I can to be insured.
I phone their help and they explained that they do not call customers and use text and email only. WHAT THE FUCK!
I am seeking legal advise to sue the fuckers.
(Fri 4th Sep 2009, 13:37, More)
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