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» Little things that turn you on

My closest friend seems to be turned on by coursework. I know its a tad odd but hey, what ever works for them I guess. It does get a bit odd when they start orgasming at the back of class when the teacher sets us some.
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 11:10, More)

» I'm an expert

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Breathing down to a fine art. That actually is about it... It's a lonely world that of the untalented.
(Fri 24th Jun 2005, 8:58, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

A few years back
we had a school sports day, i have all ways hated them; and continue to do so.
any way, i had done my stupid and rather pointless running event and decided to enjoy the rest of the day what with the aimless activities over.
all was going to plan untill the end of sports day, where a few of us were assigned little jops. a mate and i had to take in one of these eight foot long gymnastics bench things. we dicided that the easiest was to get this over with was to run it in. so we did.
the guy running backwards couldnt cope with it for long, so he dropped the bench, thus causing it to fall to the ground and stop, thus causing me to run full pelt into the end.
off to A&E in an ambulance...woo.
few days later went to france with the school, met the most wonderfuly amazing girl and fell in love with her instantly, pity was that i couldnt catch her up because i had bruised my diaghram. all movement (including breathing) made so much harder.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 7:18, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Foot In Mouth Syndrome
Whilst having an intalectual conversation at the dinner table with my family the conversation moved onto how us humans came about, I started to go off with all this speel about tiny tiny life forms formally known as organisms but as I was rather tipsy I ended up calling them orgasms in front of many a family friend.
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 11:01, More)