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» Midlife Crisis

Ok so I'm only 31...
But turning 30 was no fun. I really liked being a "20 something" but it was time for a change, time to give up the old ways, read depression, and try something new. So I took up anxiety instead. Much more fun!

Also I just looked at my profile: a member for 10 years, 2 months and 5 days. Good to see my error 404 message is still in use.
(Mon 6th May 2013, 0:30, More)

» Celebrity Encounters III

Nutter on train
I was going to London on the train last Wednesday and as it got further south it filled up. When it got to Berkhampstead the seats were full so a man got on and decided to sit on the floor by the doors. At first I didn't think anything of it but then the ticket inspector appeared. She checked the guy's ticket and remarked to him, 'You know this is a first class ticket, don't you?' To which the man responded 'Yeah I don't care.' This peaked my interest so I checked this gentleman out for myself.
'Hang on a minute,' I thought to myself, 'that's Robin bloody Ince!'
For choosing the floor over first class I now hold him in the highest possible regard, a true gent.
(Fri 6th Dec 2013, 1:04, More)