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In the evening Aragorn and his chums liked to get together to roll dice and play Offices and Bosses

(Sun 12th Sep 2004, 22:11, More)

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» Schadenfreude

My dad once convinced my brother the frozen pond was OK to walk accross
"look" he said "i did it earlier, you can see my footprints in the snow"

Unsurprisingly my brother stepped on the ice , which gave way and landed him in a very cold pond

Turns out my dad had been up earlier and made footprints with a slipper on a stick
(Fri 18th Dec 2009, 14:59, More)

» Common

Overheard Commonness
woman (screaming) "you don't love me!"
man "Of course I do, I fucks you and buys you chips don't I ?!"
(Sat 18th Oct 2008, 11:52, More)

» Beautiful Moments, Part Two

This is a larp story, but don't go away
Two big groups of warriors line up against one another - humans, orcs, beastmen. Testosterone pumping, growling at the opposition and waving (admittedly foam) swords, maces and hammers in the air. A menacing atmosphere pervades all

Just then a mummy goose and her baby cygnets waddle by and both sides collapse into "awwwwwwww" sounds

Seconds later, they are back to fighting. Beautiful.
(Mon 9th Aug 2010, 19:06, More)

» Stuff You've Overheard

bunch of old welsh guys on the table next to me in a pub
"There isn't a law in this land that says you can't be naked in your own house..."

"i beg to differ! the RSPCA says it'll scare the cat!"

(best in strong welsh accents)
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 12:03, More)

» Beautiful Moments, Part Two

On two seperate occasions wild birds have voluntarily perched on my finger
One was a blue tit who was probably just interested in the crunchy nut cornflakes in my hand.

The other, however, was a sparrow who was flapping about in the bookshop I worked. I tried to get her to fly towards the doors, it worked for a while but then she landed on a bookshelf. I put my hand beside her to get her to fly, but she just got on my finger and let my carry her outside like that.

Annoyingly, noone saw this but me, but it was so very magical to have a creature like that trust me :D
(Mon 9th Aug 2010, 19:29, More)
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