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super secret borked saturday club

click to see me help start the whole sorry affair

Hi, my name's Sam and I have a website here:

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evil lu put together this for how new members can post images, i suggest you link it instead of flaming.

maiden has put together a lovely site with tutorials and forums for you to discuss digital arts stuff. Go forth and join

spoon's guide to using msn groups as image hosts is a b3ta essential for most new members.

djol's guide to css is useful for those wanting uto jazz up their profiles

Zak Mcflimby knocked up a link/picture html generator and a hummus generator to help you find stuff to shop

I also have a politics/philosophy blog

Recent front page messages:

results just in

ahhh... truely democracy in action

cheers zak

My webshite
(Mon 31st Jan 2005, 20:39, More)

because i am the only person in the world who seems tolike this film

its a bit big... not huuuuuge though
(Thu 12th Jun 2003, 17:02, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Your Revenge Stories

erm... my only thought is, once whilst drunk at a mates house i called someone a thick twat
his cunning revenge was to pick up a lump of 2x4 and twat me round the head with it knocking me out cold

we're rather direct oop north
(Fri 14th May 2004, 1:12, More)

» Shit Stories

about 6 years ago i had an incredibly nasty bout of food poisoning
just as i was recovering from it a friend held a a disco/party thing. I decided that since i was on the mend i'd turn up and see everyone again. About 2 hours in having drunk a vast quantity of coke i was feeling fairly gassy so i thought i'd let a sly one slip. unfortunately the sly one turned nasty and i ended up with crap dribbling down my legs... i got to the bathroom only to discover that there was no loo paper and so had to use my boxer shorts and attempt to flush them down the loo afterwards. i spent the rest of the evening hiding as i stank appalingly.
(Wed 5th May 2004, 22:36, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Republica - Baby I'm Ready To Go
my first kiss and my first hand inside bra fumbling incident in one little 3 minute package... and 30 seconds later it was also playing the first time i ever got decked by someone's boyfriend

ahhh... happy memories
(Sat 26th Mar 2005, 22:27, More)

» Irrational Fears

light bulbs
i've burnt myself on them too many times and now have to get someone else to screw them in for me

oh and the james taylor quartet
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 13:51, More)

» Scars with history

the end of the middle finger on my left hand is a pathetic fleshy lump
following a somewhat bizarre drunken accident...

Whilst returning from a local watering hole it seems i decided to break into a run whilst chatting to a friend over my shoulder. It was at this point that i tripped over a curb and fell headlong into a bus shelter... fortunately the window at the end was perspex and so rather than smash it simply bowed out a little way... unfortunately it came back on my finger and trapped it firmly between the glass and the metal frame.

Now in a normal frame of mind i'd probably have bowed the glass out again and retrieved my finger... as it wass i decided to yank it out. The next morning i was woken at 6 am by my mum shouting that the bathroom looked like something from the texas chainsaw massacre; i'd got home and decided to put a plaster over the cut and go to bed... cue a quick trip to casualty where i had the joyeous experience of trying to explain to a young spanish doctor who spoke quite poor english that yes, i had done it running into a bus shelter... thus my medical notes now include a little cartoon sketch of me yanking off the end of my own finger... charming

bloody hell, that was an epic
(Sun 6th Feb 2005, 13:45, More)
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