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Not an Uberlurker or a Post hungry hag, more of a chuckle and a snigger whilst the boss is out.

I try and be fluffy most of the time it's just the voices.

Trying subtle every now and then

some of the rest of it

Recent front page messages:

Barry was well known to ask for all sorts of extras

(Thu 10th Mar 2005, 14:30, More)

Best answers to questions:

» World's Sickest Joke

What's got 6 legs and a c*nt halfway up it's back?
A police horse.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 11:26, More)

» Local Nutters

Well known to the courts, licensed premises and gutters of York. On being ejected from a pub, refused service as she's a known prossy, she proceeded to drop her kecks and curl one off on the pub's doorstep. Always a fun night on town when Karen's about.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:23, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

How do you make a grannies toes curl?
F*ck her with her tights on.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 10:59, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Being in a town with a great throughput of tourists (York) we often play at giving them entirely misleading directions. Often when in plain sight of the attraction their asking for. Works best with Americans, the Dutch are too cynical.
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 15:58, More)