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Dad Jokes!
When I broke my arm playing football my dad took me to the hospital. When the doctor said they were going to re-set my arm my dad say "Will he be able to play the pianno?"
The doctor replies "yeah but not for a couple of weeks." My dad replies "Thats funny he couldnt before!" extremely lame dad style joke.

another of his classics is "A man gets a tractor off his wife for his birthday every year. One birthday he tells his wife he is sick of tractors. So the next birthday she gets him a ticket on the titanic. So he sets off on the ship and it hits an iceberg. A fire engulfs the ship. People are screaming. The man runs up and says "DONT PANIC" and proceeds to suck up the fire. "WOW" says one passenger "how did you do that" he replies
"It was easy im an ex-tractor fan!"

Ill leave it there!!!
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 12:51, More)