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» Breakin' The Law
my uncle polciing the notts forest game
as u can see i have a big police family :D
anyway uncle polcing the forest game and one of the fans sticks the middle finger up at one of the players, my uncle being bored says "oi do that again and ill arrest u!"
the guy grunts a bit then a few mins later sticks fingers up again.
" right warned u your under arrest"
the guys mate chirps up "oi u cant do that u cant do that thats bang out of order u cant nick him for that"
"right your under arest too"
my uncle gets to go back to police station n sit in a nice office drinking coffe filling out the paperwork rather than being stood in a cold rowdy football stand,result
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 23:52, More)
my uncle polciing the notts forest game
as u can see i have a big police family :D
anyway uncle polcing the forest game and one of the fans sticks the middle finger up at one of the players, my uncle being bored says "oi do that again and ill arrest u!"
the guy grunts a bit then a few mins later sticks fingers up again.
" right warned u your under arrest"
the guys mate chirps up "oi u cant do that u cant do that thats bang out of order u cant nick him for that"
"right your under arest too"
my uncle gets to go back to police station n sit in a nice office drinking coffe filling out the paperwork rather than being stood in a cold rowdy football stand,result
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 23:52, More)
» Breakin' The Law
another
my dad and his collegue called to a case, jsut a domestic and blok thier is giving a lot of agro saying "yopur not arresting me u not arresting me" ect ect
my dad tries to handcuff him and he is flailing aroudn liek a raging queen, CS spray to the eyes and its
"GET HANDCUFFS ON, GET HANDCUFFS ON QUICK AS U CAN!"
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 23:48, More)
another
my dad and his collegue called to a case, jsut a domestic and blok thier is giving a lot of agro saying "yopur not arresting me u not arresting me" ect ect
my dad tries to handcuff him and he is flailing aroudn liek a raging queen, CS spray to the eyes and its
"GET HANDCUFFS ON, GET HANDCUFFS ON QUICK AS U CAN!"
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 23:48, More)
» Breakin' The Law
similar story
dad and mum again both coppers in my local town jsut down dpoing some shopping when a gy coems running out a phone shop fast as ligthnign followed by a man in suit shouting "STOP HIM" straight inot my dad who rugby takles him. arested. turns out the guy had nicked the phoen from the opwner of the shop jsut grabbed it out his hands from over the counter.
when m dad explained to the nobrainer he was a cop he sed
"you think your fukin clever dont you"
"nah mate im obviously not as clever as you, ill admit."
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 23:41, More)
similar story
dad and mum again both coppers in my local town jsut down dpoing some shopping when a gy coems running out a phone shop fast as ligthnign followed by a man in suit shouting "STOP HIM" straight inot my dad who rugby takles him. arested. turns out the guy had nicked the phoen from the opwner of the shop jsut grabbed it out his hands from over the counter.
when m dad explained to the nobrainer he was a cop he sed
"you think your fukin clever dont you"
"nah mate im obviously not as clever as you, ill admit."
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 23:41, More)
» Breakin' The Law
undercover.
cue my dad and his mate both coppers in my local town in plain clothes, being coppers and doing nothing really. this one scruffy guy coems upto them n says " oi u wann buy some DVDs"
my dad enquires "what u got" before the guy shows a supermarket bag continign about 8 brand new DVDs
so my dad asks "how much then?"
the bloke thinkin on the spot says "i dunno 2 quid each??"
my dad comes back with " 2 pounds thats really cheap, how come??"
sensing a sale the guy says plain as anything " their nocked off mate i need some cash for my next fix"
"were both polcie officers, your under arrest"
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 23:34, More)
undercover.
cue my dad and his mate both coppers in my local town in plain clothes, being coppers and doing nothing really. this one scruffy guy coems upto them n says " oi u wann buy some DVDs"
my dad enquires "what u got" before the guy shows a supermarket bag continign about 8 brand new DVDs
so my dad asks "how much then?"
the bloke thinkin on the spot says "i dunno 2 quid each??"
my dad comes back with " 2 pounds thats really cheap, how come??"
sensing a sale the guy says plain as anything " their nocked off mate i need some cash for my next fix"
"were both polcie officers, your under arrest"
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 23:34, More)
» Breakin' The Law
house party
went to a house party and all beign 16 got blind hammered on booze and started abusing the gay brothers that live next door, someone jumped ut a second story window we threw waterbombs out onto thee road, all good fun. polcie area car turns up. luigths go out then a search light coems uopto bedroom window "can somoone come ot the window please!" "spmeopne come to the window". we all lie really still in the dark and try our hardest to dissapear when eventualy the copper gives up n goes home
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 23:30, More)
house party
went to a house party and all beign 16 got blind hammered on booze and started abusing the gay brothers that live next door, someone jumped ut a second story window we threw waterbombs out onto thee road, all good fun. polcie area car turns up. luigths go out then a search light coems uopto bedroom window "can somoone come ot the window please!" "spmeopne come to the window". we all lie really still in the dark and try our hardest to dissapear when eventualy the copper gives up n goes home
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 23:30, More)