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» Public Transport Trauma
New Years
Growing up public transportation was free to everyone in town New Year's Eve. Everyone's bus was full of people drinking and smoking, it was pretty much expected. One bus driver got pissed off with all of this and locked the doors saying he was calling the cops. Everyone's reaction was to pull the emergency bars on the windows, jump out and run away, leaving the driver with a windowless bus.
(Thu 29th May 2008, 22:05, More)
New Years
Growing up public transportation was free to everyone in town New Year's Eve. Everyone's bus was full of people drinking and smoking, it was pretty much expected. One bus driver got pissed off with all of this and locked the doors saying he was calling the cops. Everyone's reaction was to pull the emergency bars on the windows, jump out and run away, leaving the driver with a windowless bus.
(Thu 29th May 2008, 22:05, More)
» Crappy Prizes
at the fair
I was somewhere between 10 and 12 years old when I won a game at the fair by smashing cans on a wall with a ball. I was handed aproximately five large orange and black feathers, on a leather string with a clip on the end. I had no idea what it was for...that day my mom tought me about the purpose of a roach clip.
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 22:58, More)
at the fair
I was somewhere between 10 and 12 years old when I won a game at the fair by smashing cans on a wall with a ball. I was handed aproximately five large orange and black feathers, on a leather string with a clip on the end. I had no idea what it was for...that day my mom tought me about the purpose of a roach clip.
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 22:58, More)
» When animals attack...
very stunned wasp
I was driving around at my old summer job with the windows open when all of a sudden a wasp bounced off the side rear-view mirror. It landed straight in my lap and started to go nuts. Thankfully we had to wear coveralls and mine were a little baggy, so he was just stinging fabric. Never the less I still lost control and crashed in the ditch, a bunch of bushes softened the blow. When I looked down the wasp was dead. When my boss tried to get mad at me for scratching the work truck, I said, "What would you do if you had a bee stinging your crotch".
(Sun 5th Jun 2005, 16:12, More)
very stunned wasp
I was driving around at my old summer job with the windows open when all of a sudden a wasp bounced off the side rear-view mirror. It landed straight in my lap and started to go nuts. Thankfully we had to wear coveralls and mine were a little baggy, so he was just stinging fabric. Never the less I still lost control and crashed in the ditch, a bunch of bushes softened the blow. When I looked down the wasp was dead. When my boss tried to get mad at me for scratching the work truck, I said, "What would you do if you had a bee stinging your crotch".
(Sun 5th Jun 2005, 16:12, More)
» When animals attack...
Piss Break
My mom, brother and I were driving up north to see my grand parents. My brother really had to take a piss. So my mom stopped in the middle of buttfuck nowhere (aka Northern Ontario). He got out and did what had to be done, with in seconds he was attacked my billions of hungry mosquitoes that have never smelt human flesh. All of his exposed skin intantly turned black with the bastards. He danced about, while still pissing of course. Evetually, he couldn't take it, jumped in the car (while piss was all over his shorts and legs). My mom and i had a good laugh. BTW: While I wrote this a shitty band just did some Coldplay cover down the street...Goddamn Highschool Hippies
(Sat 4th Jun 2005, 3:51, More)
Piss Break
My mom, brother and I were driving up north to see my grand parents. My brother really had to take a piss. So my mom stopped in the middle of buttfuck nowhere (aka Northern Ontario). He got out and did what had to be done, with in seconds he was attacked my billions of hungry mosquitoes that have never smelt human flesh. All of his exposed skin intantly turned black with the bastards. He danced about, while still pissing of course. Evetually, he couldn't take it, jumped in the car (while piss was all over his shorts and legs). My mom and i had a good laugh. BTW: While I wrote this a shitty band just did some Coldplay cover down the street...Goddamn Highschool Hippies
(Sat 4th Jun 2005, 3:51, More)
» Have you ever started a fire?
Started many, but will only mention one
I had a job where I had to take trash to a dump. I was hauling a truck load of old fibreglass urinals. I dumped the first load on what looked like a garbage bag with smoke coming out of it and went back for more. When I got to the dump there was a mountain of flames with black smoke going as far as the eye can see. I of course dumped the rest near the fire and drove away quickly
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 18:12, More)
Started many, but will only mention one
I had a job where I had to take trash to a dump. I was hauling a truck load of old fibreglass urinals. I dumped the first load on what looked like a garbage bag with smoke coming out of it and went back for more. When I got to the dump there was a mountain of flames with black smoke going as far as the eye can see. I of course dumped the rest near the fire and drove away quickly
(Tue 2nd Mar 2004, 18:12, More)