» Utterly Drunk

do not mix your poisons....
So went round a mates place to play cards, ended up sharing a bottle of thai whisky with them and then proceed to the pub. All is going well until a friend rocks up and we smoke a joint in his car. Golden rule, drink when you are stoned but not the other way round. 15 mins later I'm stood outside the pub trying to get a cab to the nearest tube, I sit outside the tube on a wall with my head in my hands for an indeterminate period of time, need to drop the kids off so decide that the best place to do that is between 2 cars (sorry to the person (and dog) who trod in it and probably thought it was a dog). Finally pluck up the courage to go into Kensal rise tube and sit on the platform and "tag" the platform with the contents of my stomach. I let a few trains pass and then get on the tube to richmond, feeling slightly better but think i should get off at gunnersbury to get some air, as I step off the train and start walking down the platform (at 45 degrees) I look at the the train that is pulling away and see my wife and one of her friends with 0 shaped mouths watching me stagger down the platform. Fortunately my good wife got off at the next stop and then came back and escorted me home... She's ace
(Mon 18th Feb 2013, 9:27, More)