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- I drink a lot of tea.

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» Useless Information

Your dad's gay.
100% of FACT
(Tue 22nd Mar 2005, 8:16, More)

» The Weird Kid In Class

When I was in Class 2
One of my classmates took all her clothes off and stood up on the table while the teacher was out of the room. I had no idea why then, and I still don't.
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 14:58, More)

» Unexpected Good Fortune

Not me but my brother
Most of my brother's (and mine for that matter) "holidays" from uni were spent grafting our arses off at a local Asda warehouse. Shit job but great pay, especially triple-time on bank holidays.
Anyway, one lunchtime he was flicking through the shit-but-obligatory company newsletter. On the back is a competition to win a trip to Australia to see the British Lions tour. With nothing better to do he sends off the (very easy) answer to the question in an email and promptly forgets all about it.
You can obviously tell where this is going, so suffice to say he got 2 tickets to Australia, tickets to the final Test, an invite to the end of tour dinner with the entire squad and $1000 spending money. And he didn't even ask me or my Dad if we wanted to go, he took his mate who doesn't even like rugby! Bastard.
(Fri 15th Sep 2006, 11:04, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

started a crappy temp job about 4 months ago
For the 1st couple of weeks I thought b3ta was blocked, so actually did work. But very slowly, pretending to be really dumb so that the hours spent on simple tasks were justifiable. When I finally realised i could get to b3ta I adjusted it to:
- Do most of the task really quickly.
- Dick around on teh web for as long as you want.
- Finish up when the boss finally says "how are you doing with those files"
I never come across as the most productive worker, but i don't care cos i'm leaving next week.
It also helps having 2 bosses, neither of whom talk to each other about what work they are giving me, thus allowing me to tell boss A that i am very busy with work for boss B, and vice versa. Helped me to pull a 4 hour lunch break last week.
(Wed 27th Apr 2005, 17:09, More)

» Useless Information

is the only letter that doesn't appear in the Periodic Table.

(Ducks' quacks do echo - see here: http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/duckecho.htm)
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 9:01, More)
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