Is this a badger I see before me,
the hindquarters toward my hand?
Come, let me shop thee!

I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
to feeling as to sight?

Or art thou but a badger of the mind,
a false creation,
proceeding from the b3ta-oppressed brain?

Recent front page messages:

as was...


the Millennium Turtle...

rp from 2556551

Edit: crikey! fp!
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 13:33, More)

About time too...


Been done? I care not...

(Edit: FP! Thank you kindly, good sirs...)
(Sat 21st Jun 2003, 0:49, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Embarrassing Injuries

do you mean
embarrassing spelling mistakes?
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 12:24, More)

» Vandalism

Well, I
painted everything black and then installed a load of coffins and shit.

Oh, wait. I think I got the wrong tribe.
(Fri 8th Oct 2010, 10:43, More)

» Spoooky Coincidence

the number of people reporting spooky concidences...
... is exactly the same as that predicted by statistical analysis.
(Thu 8th Feb 2007, 14:28, More)

» Weird Traditions

I make
little boats for witches, out of eggshells.
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 14:48, More)

» The Apocalypse

someones's nicked all the Bacardi Breezers ...
it's an alcopopalypse!
(Wed 20th Jun 2012, 11:16, More)

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