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Hi there. www.livejournal.com/users/micronetic
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» Embarrassing Injuries
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I had sex on a church step and the cold made my entire clit swell up double for three weeks, hanging outside (if you know what I mean) and meaning it was impossible to sit down. The same happened once when I got with some guy with incredibly long fingernails. This made me stop being a goth.
(Tue 7th Sep 2004, 17:54, More)
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I had sex on a church step and the cold made my entire clit swell up double for three weeks, hanging outside (if you know what I mean) and meaning it was impossible to sit down. The same happened once when I got with some guy with incredibly long fingernails. This made me stop being a goth.
(Tue 7th Sep 2004, 17:54, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
games workshop
Lady walks in, irrate that games workshop (a modelling shop frequented by children and fantasy fans) hadn't fixed her shoes. Went on and on until the manager gave the shoes to one of the kids sat down at the painting table to glue with the modelling glue. Another satisfied customer. The lady went away.
(Thu 1st Jan 2004, 0:47, More)
games workshop
Lady walks in, irrate that games workshop (a modelling shop frequented by children and fantasy fans) hadn't fixed her shoes. Went on and on until the manager gave the shoes to one of the kids sat down at the painting table to glue with the modelling glue. Another satisfied customer. The lady went away.
(Thu 1st Jan 2004, 0:47, More)