Profile for Vin diesel touches my tra la la:
er nothing much of interest to put here, i play bass and probably won't be putting that many posts here cause i can't be bothered most of the time.
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er nothing much of interest to put here, i play bass and probably won't be putting that many posts here cause i can't be bothered most of the time.
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» When animals attack...
Once in Florida
I went up this armadillo and put my hand out to touch it and the only rection I expected from it would be for it to curl into a ball....but the fucker jumped straight up and hit me in the face then legged it...sodding thing
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 19:48, More)
Once in Florida
I went up this armadillo and put my hand out to touch it and the only rection I expected from it would be for it to curl into a ball....but the fucker jumped straight up and hit me in the face then legged it...sodding thing
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 19:48, More)
» Useless Information
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you can't lick your own elbow
dogs can't look up (or something)
the internet was found under someones bed in Manchester
(Sun 20th Mar 2005, 20:59, More)
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you can't lick your own elbow
dogs can't look up (or something)
the internet was found under someones bed in Manchester
(Sun 20th Mar 2005, 20:59, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
I likum baby jokes
Q: What do you get for killing a baby?
A: An Erection
Q: How do you stop a baby from crying?
A: Take your dick out it's ass
Q: Whats blue and orange and sits at the bottom of the pool?
A: A baby with burst armbands
Q: Whats red and sits in all 4 corners of the room?
A: A baby with a chainsaw
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 19:06, More)
I likum baby jokes
Q: What do you get for killing a baby?
A: An Erection
Q: How do you stop a baby from crying?
A: Take your dick out it's ass
Q: Whats blue and orange and sits at the bottom of the pool?
A: A baby with burst armbands
Q: Whats red and sits in all 4 corners of the room?
A: A baby with a chainsaw
(Tue 6th Dec 2005, 19:06, More)
» When were you last really scared?
One time by accident I saw
the naked jungle. Keith Chegwin. Nude. Just.......no
(Sat 24th Feb 2007, 5:27, More)
One time by accident I saw
the naked jungle. Keith Chegwin. Nude. Just.......no
(Sat 24th Feb 2007, 5:27, More)
» I don't understand the attraction
Ok I dont know how to address this man without wanting to punch something but...
Russell FUCKING Brand. Arg FUCK! There's not a word in the English language harsh enough to describe this foul fucking waste of space. I would enjoy nothing more than setting him on fire and beating him with a lead pipe.
..........*ahem*
Other things:
Going out on a Friday and/or saturday night and getting so pissed you end up throwing up on someone and passing out. Dont get me wrong, I like a good piss up as much as the next bloke, but I never get to that point
Going to places that force you to wear a shirt and shoes. If the place won't let me wear clothes I'm most comfortable in, it's not worth it.
Emo kids/music....just why do they exist?
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 18:16, More)
Ok I dont know how to address this man without wanting to punch something but...
Russell FUCKING Brand. Arg FUCK! There's not a word in the English language harsh enough to describe this foul fucking waste of space. I would enjoy nothing more than setting him on fire and beating him with a lead pipe.
..........*ahem*
Other things:
Going out on a Friday and/or saturday night and getting so pissed you end up throwing up on someone and passing out. Dont get me wrong, I like a good piss up as much as the next bloke, but I never get to that point
Going to places that force you to wear a shirt and shoes. If the place won't let me wear clothes I'm most comfortable in, it's not worth it.
Emo kids/music....just why do they exist?
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 18:16, More)