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Bloke. Leeds. West Yorkshire. UK. Developer. LOL.

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with many thanks to BernardTheSprout for the punnage:

(Sat 21st Feb 2004, 23:39, More)

a natural defence mechanism

ooh, thankee kindly! 1st FP!
(Sun 16th Nov 2003, 17:42, More)

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» Pet Names

we adopted a cat from a friend, his name is bramble.
They found him stuck in the middle of a bramble bush. he had got his long hair caught in the branches and couldn't get out. He must have been there for a good day or two, as he had been eating the brambles. moral of the story: never allow cats to eat brambles, they end up pissing ribena-coloured wee.
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 13:43, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

my brothers are twins. not identical, but twins.
anyway, about a month after they were born, my mum read a book that said many twins can feel depressed by not being 'older' than the other, so when they were old enough to ask (i think they were about 4) she told them one was a whole year older, and that they were not twins.
obviously by the time they went to school they figured out she was lying, but for a good two years i'm sure my brothers had permanent psychological scarring.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 13:45, More)