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I'm Mike,

I'm 21,

I'm from up north (town called Horwich which is next to
Bolton, its poopy here),I'm lazy, I love beer and music (thrash/death/black metal oh and metalcore).....both at the same time
too. ummmmmmm not much else to say really. I'll add things to this when, once
again, I can be arsed and when I actually have something remotely witty and
funny to say..... no hummus right now.



my msn is [email protected] just incase you ever want to talk to my sorry arse, no really, its very sorry







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Arrggg!




In light of an earlier conversation about lifts.
I really do have a phobia of them you know
(Thu 24th Apr 2003, 17:01, More)

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» Shoddy Presents

Beans are made to be sliced
18th birthdays are supposed to be more special than the others (or so I thought) until I received from my uncle: an egg piercer, a rubber jar grip and a bean slicer (what the feck is a bean slicer anyway?).

I'm not actually sure what he thought I might use them for.. but I havent used them yet and I'm careering towards being 20.

So if anyone needs their beans slicing or egg with a new set of piercings just let me know.
(Mon 27th Sep 2004, 11:15, More)