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# Arrggg!




In light of an earlier conversation about lifts.
I really do have a phobia of them you know
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:01, archived)
# something to do with
your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)
# that's not nice
(martian, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# nasty case of
your mummage you seem to be suffering from today
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:04, archived)
# hmmm
dont talk about my mum
however I think my claustrophobia has something to do with my fear of lifts...
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:05, archived)
# i've done about
10 so far.
i can't helo it.
It's your mum's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:06, archived)
# I'll fault you in a minute

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:08, archived)
# just as soon as i'm done
faulting your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)
# hehe
I don't really know her.
So, by all means.
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)
# You've got a nasty case
of redex there.

Edit: Can see it now, it's cool! :)
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:03, archived)
# No.
But funny!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:07, archived)
# I thought you said
a conversation about tits. Can we talk about them anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Sounds good
tits.....are round...apparantly
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:10, archived)
# That's Vagina Dentata.
She'll bite your cock off.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Its a she? So lifts have sex???
Not with each other though, that would be odd but very amusing.
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:12, archived)
# The male version is:
Mangina Entrada.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Especially for the occupants
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:15, archived)
# I've always been terrified of that
possibility
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:17, archived)
# All human females have vestigial teeth up there.
It's from when we were squids.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:18, archived)
# I'm never having sex again.


Well ok, maybe just this once
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:19, archived)
# It's rather like a snail's RADULA.
It slowly gnaws away penile tissue.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:21, archived)
# can we stop
with the images of penises being taken away from the main body??? I'm never going to sleep tonight.
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:22, archived)
# vaginal juices are acidic
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:28, archived)
# And fizzy.
Factoid.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)
# you're
all mad *FACT*
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)
# chompavator!
woosome
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I used to have a phobia of lifts.
I must've looked quite ridiculous, petrified of a lift.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 24 Apr 2003, 17:30, archived)