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Lord Bofingham may be contacted using the electronic telegraphy medium at his B3ta studio address.

Here's a some of old images:

Inappropriate Product Placement challenge winner woo! me

From the "how to hide an elephant" challenge

The raising of the M at Iwo Jima

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Recent front page messages:

Nu Toni
wants y'all

(Sun 25th Jan 2004, 9:48, More)


edit: gasp FP, ta, what a splendid Xmas present
edit: click for story
(Thu 25th Dec 2003, 21:00, More)

would you like a pair?

(Mon 10th Nov 2003, 10:49, More)

Postcards from Baghdad

(Thu 29th May 2003, 17:21, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Irrational Hatred

Proper noun
US papers writing about the British Labor party, it's a proper noun FFS
(Thu 31st Mar 2011, 22:03, More)

» Weird Rituals

when opening a jar
of instant coffee for the first time the only way I can break the foil cap is to hit it with the back of a teaspoon, and it has to be done with the 'football chant rhythm'
"da da dadada dadadada daDA"
with an emphatic last "DA" breaking the foil.

I've done this as long as I can remember, I can't open instant coffee any other way. CDO FTW.
(Fri 16th Dec 2011, 13:30, More)

» Old stuff I still know

I can still read hex as ASCII
4C 45 45 54 20 44 4F 4F 44
(Thu 30th Jun 2011, 20:37, More)

» Ouch!

I'd forgotten about this
until I read NoStrings below at around age 10 I'd stolen some fireworks including some flare like ones about pencil size; lit one, dropped it, and it landed in my sandal, getting stuck in the hole in the leather above my big toe, where it continued to flare away burning away the 'pink stuff', I couldn't tell my parents for fear of a telling off for messing with fireworks, so hid the injury and boyly put up with it until it healed; over 40 yrs later I still have a circular scar on my toe.
(Tue 3rd Aug 2010, 20:30, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

I don't understand the attraction of

Harry Potter



The Beatles

Football, in fact any sport, except snooker

iPhones, iPods, iWhatever


Rap music

X-factor, lost in the jungle, big brother, any reality TV

Damien Hurst
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 22:00, More)
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