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Hmm, I've been a member for near 3 years, maybe I should put something here!

I is 22 and counting and living in the beautiful city of York. And still a student...

I love singing and long walks in the twilight.

My signature comes from psalm 37 btw.

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» Office Christmas Parties

I'm going to wait...
...till (insert ludicrously non-Christmas date here) to post my reply.

It'd be too expensive at the moment, too many other people are doing it.
(Fri 17th Dec 2004, 11:40, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Ooo, just thought of another
Spice Girls, Two become one.

My friend's young sister was convinced they were singing

'I want to make love to your baby'

Just wrong.
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 15:13, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Destiny's Child - Independent Women
In the chorus, I'm sure the vocal goes:

The shoes I'm wearing (I farted), etc.

I also used to think Cum by Yah was actually Come By Car. I imagined God coming down to see his people in a Mini.

There's an Elton John song whose chorus I mishear because he doesn't enunciate clearly enough. Instead of 'Cold, cold heart. Hard done by you.' I hear 'Coco Ah...'
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 15:07, More)

» Slang Survey

Ooo, thought of another one
Just heard it for the first time the other day, not sure if it's really well known but I'm just too sweet and innocent to have heard it before.

Third peanut, refering to a laydeez netherly nobbly bit
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 16:48, More)

» Slang Survey

Not sure if it's already come up.

My brother introduced me to this one, it's descriptive of a group of people (usu. female) whom you consider attractive ('There was lots of biffage on the bus today', 'Show me the biffage'), also an exclamation ('Biffage!').
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 16:16, More)
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