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Early Treatment of The Fearitis
was brutal but effective

(Tue 11th Jun 2002, 13:51, More)

It was wrong, they knew that
but Science needs its martyrs

(Tue 14th May 2002, 9:05, More)

They called him a madman
but he knew that his work with chinchillas and compressed air would someday help save the world

(Mon 13th May 2002, 11:57, More)

At the Official Opening of the new B3ta Zoo
some animals were better behaved than others

(Wed 8th May 2002, 12:46, More)

Great Inventions of our Time No.94

The Thomas Edison Vacumn Tube Kitten Guillotine
(Wed 8th May 2002, 10:13, More)

Dr Smolletts eye tests were rendered pointless by his constantly variable features

(Tue 7th May 2002, 11:26, More)

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(Fri 3rd May 2002, 12:44, More)

Worst Job in the World

Giant Airborne Angler Fish Inspector
(Mon 29th Apr 2002, 15:06, More)

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(Mon 29th Apr 2002, 13:19, More)

Revenge

(Fri 26th Apr 2002, 15:46, More)

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» Walkman Flashbacks

Primus 'Tommy the Cat'
Newcastle 1992. Summer of Love - well it was in our street anyway. Windows open, summer sunshine, bongs being smoked and this lovely irish medical student dosing me with mushrooms before a lock-in weekend of ice cream and shenanigans.
(Wed 30th Mar 2005, 16:43, More)

» Pet Names

A very sad and ill looking
Basset hound, with rheumy red eyes was owned by my best mate. It was always padding around the house feeling a little sorry for itself, as it was systematically bullied by his cat, which was aptly named Effin (as in where's that effin cat).
The dog was prone to lying in the corner and generally behaving like it had a massive inferiority complex.
Inevitably he called it Underdog.
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 22:02, More)