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also protects me against heavily-armed tortoises and manatees
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Fri 12 Apr 2002, 16:06,
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close call - is that an integrated multi-hoof propulsion unit?
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Fri 12 Apr 2002, 16:15,
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All the test horses died when they reached orbit (or crashed to earth). You cant make an omlette without breaking eggs...or horses.
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Fri 12 Apr 2002, 16:20,
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Ingest ingredients and puke into pan a la Jackass. cook. eat and share. The Horse has to be well peeled though or it just don't work proper.
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Fri 12 Apr 2002, 16:25,
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The underneath of horse skin is a similar consistancy to banana peel. Many an hilarious prat fall can be evoked by horse skin slipage on a busy pavement...'Whooops a daisy' they say as the fall; cracking their elbows and spleens. Horses. There's no end of fun.
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But it's no fun having to cover your mouth to stop laughing out loud as someone else falls, only to realise that your hands are chapped and you have horse fat under what remains of your fingernails
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Fri 12 Apr 2002, 16:37,
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Some have to suffer for the advancement of science
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