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Enthralled by the humour of of you all I lurk and occasionally comment - alas my photoshoppery is more photochoppery...

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» Lurid Work Stories

Train spottin
Many many year ago (before health n safety - THAT long ago) my big tough hairy british biker cum hells angel mate was working as a ganger on the tracks close to Gatwank airport.

Well everybody loved this tough guy so much that they had a chat with the engine driver of the ballast train

He steamed down the tracks at 10mph and switched his engine off at Horley station, about 3 miles up track.

Now theres a lot of noise what with hammering and power tools etc, so we kept him busy looking DOWN track and making the noise...

Then this Huge fucking ballast train comes up behind him, still moving and then sounds its horn.

Its good thing those bikers wore 2 pairs of jeans.. e had to take the afternoon off. We laughed till we cried, we were nasty buggers.
(Fri 6th Sep 2013, 14:58, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

The mating call of a Robin:
Tweet tweet chirrup.

The mating call of an Owl:
A twit to woo A twit to woo

The mating call of a Blackbird:
Ohh, stick it up my ass Leroy!
(Fri 3rd Mar 2006, 14:37, More)