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Big fannies
I used to live in the south of Spain, and was at a little after party in my house, having picked up a few stragglers on the way back from a local festival. I'm sitting on the roof with my feet in the paddling pool chatting away to these two lads from Birmingham that I'd met. I'm pretty mad-out-of-it and the subject turns to big vaginas.

Says I "Jesus, I was once with this girl, and her fannie was fucking huge."

Quick as a flash Johnny goes "Her name wasn't Lucy by any chance?"

I almost fucking swallowed my tongue. I'd had sex with this girl 3 years previously in Dublin when I lived there, she'd somehow ended up holidaying in the town that I lived in in Spain and he'd fucked her the night before!

Length? Nevermind that, it didn't even touch the sides.
(Fri 9th Feb 2007, 12:12, More)