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Lurking. A lot. I should do more pictures.

I've not logged in for a scary amount of time. Maybe I might stay.

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» World's Sickest Joke

This one's wrong
Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

I don't cum on an apple before taking a bite out of it.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 21:49, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

I saved everyone once
I woke up one Sunday night back in 2002, needing a cack. I could smell smoke, so I looked out the bedroom window and I realised the neighbour's kitchen on fire. I alerted people, nothing was too badly damaged.
The next day, some little kid who I didn't know came up to me in school and said "You climbed through your neighbour's window when the house was on fire and saved them, didn't you?" I didn't have the heart to lie to them. Oh well.
(Wed 3rd Mar 2004, 18:24, More)