» Pure Ignorance

At the airport
waiting for the stupid bags at the carousel.
We had 2 of our 3 bags, when Mum says "You always end up waiting for one!"
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 21:02, More)

» Singing the wrong words

Red Hot Chilli Peppers
I thought they sang "Fly away on my cellphone"
Luckily I only sang that in the car when I was on my own.
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 12:22, More)

» Near Death Experiences

Deadly buses again
Not really that near death, but quite amusing.
Once I was squeezing onto a very busy bus when the driver decided to close the door on my leg (luckily I was in the bus and was surprising calm considering I had no idea how powerful a bs door was). Fortunately they appear to be designed to allow them to close on people's legs.

Second time was again a busy bus and once again i was squished up against the door. This time when someone got on the bus he decided not to close the door! I'm teetering on the edge of oblivion trying my best to stop myself falling out of the bus.
Oddly enough I still didn't say anything to the bus driver.

I swear the bus drivers are trying to get me.
(Mon 29th Nov 2004, 23:12, More)