» My Wanking Disasters

My friend from college
He’s the quiet type and doesn’t talk about wanking at all, but he let this one slip...

He had found his dads porno videos and decided that it would be a good idea to watch them. So he gets the first one out. All ready he’s sitting there cock in hand tissues out all ready to go, presses play but nothing happened, does it again but still nothing happened. So a bit disappointed he goes over to the video player pressed eject and nothing comes out. Very worried by now about his famaly coming home and him being there nakie with his dads porno stuck in the main house TV. He goes and gets a screwdriver and opens the case up and finds that this porno is jammed in there so tight that he cant get it out. Now he knows hes really up shit-creek.

So he unplugs everything and hides it in the loft. I don’t know how he ever explained a missing VCR player and one of his dads pornos missing to his family. And I know for sure he wont be letting it happen again because he now has a video-tv combo all in the same box.
(Fri 4th Jun 2004, 0:55, More)