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Ive just to Canada from England, and how I miss the humour. So whenever Im feeling homesick, B3ta makes me feel better! :D
Its a good place in Canada but no one has a sense of humour (Or in The USA) and I almost got arrested in North Dakota when we visited America...

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» Pure Ignorance

Ho Ho Ho
"...that looks like a Jewish christmas tree if you ask me"

Yes.

Read that again.
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 23:17, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Counting Scallies
Yeah thats right. Scallies in Liverpool town centre, in *Lacoste* shell suits in all the colours of the f()ckin rainbow. Blue, yellow, purple, bright red... oh my God.
Bonus points if the culprit is wearing velcro lacoste shoes, socks over trousers or hands down pants.

Edit: And the look on their faces when I would look at them and say," One hundred and seventy-four."
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 20:42, More)

» Beautiful Moments

Finally confirming
After 2 years in wait, t'was all finally confirmed that we were 110% emigrating to Canada. And guess what, its nothin short of fantastic! On the way home from college (I got told by phone) sttin on the bus, the sun comin through the clouds I was listenin to Green Day - Good Riddance (Time of your life) and had the cd player on repeat.
(Tue 15th Mar 2005, 9:17, More)

» Irrational Fears

Kiddie fears
When I was 6 and woke up in the middle or the night, Id see a sock or something on the floor and I would be convinced it was a bat, snake etc, but then Id hop over it and turn the light on... problem solved! Then Id waste electricity by going to sleep to feel safe.

Im not stupid anymore.
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 18:22, More)

» Dad Jokes

I hate the car journeys.....
Everytime we were in the car and waiting for the old guy in front to turn (they are soooo slow) at the junction, my Dad would say in the middle of the summer, "Come on!! What are you waiting for? Christmas?"
Im just glad all the windows are closed when he shouts it....
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 19:37, More)
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