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Great shot kid....
...that was one in a million!
Happy Star Wars Day
(Tue 4th May 2004, 21:13, More)
...that was one in a million!
Happy Star Wars Day
(Tue 4th May 2004, 21:13, More)
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» Best Comebacks
In the 5th form at school...
I was pissing around in the corridor, repeatedly pinging the school bell, which was quite high up on the wall.
After a while a balding, elbow-patched teacher came out of a nearby classroom and started yelling
"You, boy! Stop that! You should know better at your age.
You don't see the first years doing that do you?"
to which I replied, completely deadpan,
"No Sir... the first years can't reach it."
Clearly outwitted and humiliated, he went back into his classroom.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 22:37, More)
In the 5th form at school...
I was pissing around in the corridor, repeatedly pinging the school bell, which was quite high up on the wall.
After a while a balding, elbow-patched teacher came out of a nearby classroom and started yelling
"You, boy! Stop that! You should know better at your age.
You don't see the first years doing that do you?"
to which I replied, completely deadpan,
"No Sir... the first years can't reach it."
Clearly outwitted and humiliated, he went back into his classroom.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 22:37, More)
» Teenage Poetry
Not sure what my hormones were doing...
Oh, to be a daffodil
And feel the warmth of spring,
Verily now 'tis witching hour
And the dead of night draws in.
So gather crumpets, cauldron, fish
With music loud and shrill
And into yellow scented bloom
Transform at once, you will.
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 10:03, More)
Not sure what my hormones were doing...
Oh, to be a daffodil
And feel the warmth of spring,
Verily now 'tis witching hour
And the dead of night draws in.
So gather crumpets, cauldron, fish
With music loud and shrill
And into yellow scented bloom
Transform at once, you will.
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 10:03, More)
» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?
Noel Gallagher
Not so much rude as cheeky...
I was in a pub in London a couple of years ago and spotted Noel Gallagher sitting with his girlfriend and some hangers on.
I went over and asked him for his autograph.
He kindly obliged.
Then I said "You couldn't spare a cigarette too, could you?"
His mates started going, "you come over here and interrupt our conversation and ask for his autograph and now you want a fag!"
He thought about it briefly and said "go on then!" and offered me a B+H!
I smoked it and kept the butt as a souvenir!
Surprisingly nice bloke!
(Fri 16th Apr 2004, 13:46, More)
Noel Gallagher
Not so much rude as cheeky...
I was in a pub in London a couple of years ago and spotted Noel Gallagher sitting with his girlfriend and some hangers on.
I went over and asked him for his autograph.
He kindly obliged.
Then I said "You couldn't spare a cigarette too, could you?"
His mates started going, "you come over here and interrupt our conversation and ask for his autograph and now you want a fag!"
He thought about it briefly and said "go on then!" and offered me a B+H!
I smoked it and kept the butt as a souvenir!
Surprisingly nice bloke!
(Fri 16th Apr 2004, 13:46, More)